News

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13/may/2008: Busy week

Quite a few things happening this week, the elections for shlondovardy have started! The 4 candidates are:

Sam jones

Naomi burrage

Connor Green

Tom challen

Only one can become the pointy moose, and 2 others will join him/her in the shlondovardy, so remember to vote!

In other news we have recently allied with cakeland, who are apparently waging war,
Prince joe informed us that he would rather we not get invovled, despite the allience we share.
The flumber has announced that the IIS and HSS divisions should be ready for conflict in case and raised threat level to 'fuck, i hope that sound wasn't a bomb' sort of level, since we don't currently have a threat level system.

The Warduck is being armed, it seems as if the decision to send it will rely on the result of the election. 

Sometime in may:

Short war by Qak forest, gained 1#7! Qwafkodil plains.

No one knows who the enemy was, what we do know  is that they all died.

22/April/2008: Hibernation no more!

YAY!! The yope has finally come out of its winter hibernation in the school library
and has returned to happyland once again, most notably the cwackhead mountains, desert
of wuv and dazeh plains. Some people who are considered friendly to the UOEP (but not
nessiserily citizens) also joined us there to rejoice. It was a great celebration that
lasted the whole school lunchtime (but then half of us then had an exam afterwards,
which lessened the excitement a little.

In other news, the fwowzer can has spotted signs of daisies growing in the former DoW
(now known as the plains of wuv). This is a huge step forward for the EDA, who have had
little much worked on them during the UOEP hibernation, which has lasted for over six
months, longer than the official forming of the union itself!

Also, there is a current problem regarding food in the UOEP. There is a shortage, as
there is currently no possibility of growing food in the UOEP. This is because all actual
owned land is too small and too difficult to grow food on. However, it is possible to
import food from britain at a small price, although this is to the detriment of the yope
economy.

6/April/2008: General update

If you look on the happyland expansion map, where C3 is used to be ours, we recently re-captured it in a victory and avoided conflict.

In other news, we are trying to establish diplomatic recognition with two other nations:

Firstly, the Aerican empire, a fun nation that we already have some connections with and have sent an application for diplomatic recognition to.

Secondly, Lykosha, a 'wolf-nation' who we are planning to contact not too long from now.

3 days to daisy day!